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Remember the clocks go forward tomorrow. The last thing you want is to be late getting up....... to sit in your house all day.
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My huge fear right now is that our military hasn’t had enough diversity training to prepare them for this moment…
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I can't help thinking that they could refloat the ship stuck in the Suez canal, if they chucked half the shipping containers over the side. Surely the Chinks in them are dead anyway?.
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I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday... They don't make them like they're going to anymore.
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I challenged one of the Apollo 11 crew to an arm wrestle. In hindsight I should have chosen Aldrin, or Collins
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Isn't sweet and sour chicken just a bird with a multiple personality disorder
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Russia have been axed from the Eurovision Song Contest as they would 'bring the competition into disrepute'. And they'll still get more votes than the UK.
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An Alien walks into a bar. The landlord asks "Pint of bitter?" "No thanks," says the Alien "I'm into Stella."
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I told my suitcases just now there will be no holiday this year. I Am now dealing with Emotional Baggage
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If anyone has picked up a laser pen near the King Power stadium pm me.
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