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Saw that Kellie Maloney on the telly, she said she hasn't sponsored any ring action since she transitioned.... I rather doubted the veracity of this.

Speaking as someone from a Nordic country, I am truly devastated and saddened by global warming. Two decrease increase isn't nearly enough to get us rid of all the sambo and raghead countries but there will still be snow in my eyes, shoes and occasionally in the crack of my ass too.

It's been reported that Trump is busy picking his cabinet. IKEA have been contacted but refused to comment.

What's Afghanistan and a nuclear bomb got in common? When the mericans drop them its a someone else problem.

I think the game designers working on this computer simulation we call 'reality' must have discovered Spice at some point in 2016.

Sky News headline “Six Change UK MPs quit party.” I misread this as a “penis farewell” party.

I remember when Thomas Crooks was just something you said when you got sent on a shit Holiday...

I went into a chemist yesterday and said to the bloke behind the counter, "excuse me, do you have cotton wool balls?" He said, "what do you think I am, a teddy bear?"

Last night, me and my mates went to a Strip Club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a £10 note. When the dancer came over to us, he licked the £10 note and stuck it to her bum cheek! Not to be outdone, another mate pulls out a £20 note. He called the dancer back , licks the £20 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third mate pulls out a £50 note and calls the dancer over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her bum cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the dancer races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the dancer is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What was I to do? The codger in me took over... I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her bum, grabbed the eighty quid and left!.

Just open Kebab shop called McDonners All Kebab and burgers Halal and topped off with a special sauce of fart sap. Praise be to ALLAH