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"Germany prepares for gas rationing" (The Telegraph) Think you're about 80 years too late with this plan lads.

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eyelid. Use chemicals to remove the Polish and suddenly you're the bad guy

What a waste of money.. What the hell were the Japanese thinking, sacking their Olympic ceremony director for antisemitic behaviour..? It's still the transfer window and the Labour Party would've gladly paid good money for him.

It was my Jewish Mother-in-law's funeral today. It's times like this I wish Hitler were still alive - I would have saved a fortune on the crematorium fees

The old Jewish man who runs our local Garden Centre has banned me for life. I offered him £5 for the nice evergreen shrub with the berries but he said it was £10. After a long and heated argument, he accused me of being a Holly Cost Denier.

I’m not a fan of technology and REALLY hate the latest trends. Even whilst everyone was burning CDs, I was still burning books.

What do you call a nazi fish? A dolphin

Last Friday night I travelled back in time and killed Hitler before he rose to power. I woke up Saturday morning to find the whole country closed for the Sabbath.

How do you get 1000 Jews in a phonebox? Throw in a pound coin. How do you get them out again? Tell them it's a gas chamber.

I asked my German neighbours how they were celebrating Holocaust Day. They said they were baking a Kyke.