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Bangladesh's government has said that Shamima Begum, the teenage Londoner who fled to Syria, is not their problem. The country's Foreign Minister Abdul Momen said the teenager is British, not Bangladeshi, and if she travelled to Dhaka she would be hanged for terrorism. Anyway, anyone want to contribute to my Gofundme page to get her a flight to Dhaka?

"Detectives from Counter Terrorism Police North West said three men - aged 29, 26 and 21 - were detained in the Kensington area of the city. They said they were continuing to keep an open mind about the cause of the blast." Here's a thought for you Mr. Plod could the cause be a 'bomb'?

I checked the BBC website yesterday and it said that Afghanistan were down by 150. Nothing to do with the Cricket World Cup. Just a 12-year-old blowing himself up at a Kabul street market.

As I watched my little girl with her backpack walking to her classroom, laughing and smiling with all her friends, I thought.. "It's actually quite easy to get C4 into a school."

I've just adopted a dog that was rescued from Afghanistan. His collar is very bulky though and I'm not sure it's meant to be making a ticking sound!

I've discovered I lived next door to a child killer. Fancy giving a Muslim kid an explosive belt.

Moral dilemma: Your neighbour Abdul tells you he is going to detonate a suicide vest at a U2 concert?

Went to a bonfire night do with Wasps wife earlier... Big explosions and heat... That’s enough about her farts on the way there though.

Just seen the dead bodies lying close to Kabul Airport. Looks like a sewageside attack.

Went to a bonfire night do with Wasps wife... Big Explosions and heat... That’s enough about her farts on the way there though.