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Just found out Dr Hook has died. I am fucking shitting myself, my girlfriend was due in for the abortion tomorrow.

Sky News. “Trans man gives birth after using female sperm donor.” I can’t even begin to tell you how much of that headline I don’t understand.....

Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.

I was an award-winning swimmer when I was a lot younger. A sperm cell, to be precise.

The late Blues singer BB King had 15 children by different women. At least now we know what 'BB' stood for. BareBack.

During labour, a nurse came up to I and my wife & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

I got a girl pregnant by accident. Sorry, I mean at an accident. She'd crashed and was unconscious, so I fucked her.

I knocked on my neighbour's door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise." "Sure," she replied. I said, "Great! Get your knickers off then."

Mothers. Don't ever whine to me about how painful childbirth is. You've never caught your foreskin in a zipper.

Why do women say "I fell pregnant?" I have fallen many times in my life but never onto an erect penis. Ok maybe once , but I didn't inhale