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If you had to sacrifice the population of just one city to get rid of this virus ... Which city would you choose? and why Bradford?

I was driving home yesterday when I came up to one of those half barrier level crossings.The red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their way down so I pulled up sharply. Suddenly this car full of Pakis pulled out and tried to beat the lights and barriers. They got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the car disintegrated and all the occupants were killed instantly. I sat there open mouthed and thought "Jesus, that could have easily been me" So this morning I've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail

An Indian airstrike has said to have killed over a thousand Pakistanis. An Indian spokesman commented, "If they don't return our pilot, we'll hit another house tomorrow. "

Yank - FBI Agent Brit - MI5 Agent Russian - KGB Agent Paki - News Agent

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed we haven't heard or seen anything about that cat at 10 Downing Street since that paki moved in?

With no dark skinned Brits winning any medals at the Olympics, can we now have an updated Inclusiveness and diversity policy; White people and Whiter people?

Mohammed from next door called me there, telling me he got a threatening letter in his mail this morning, poor cunt was scared stiff... ....turns out it was a £1.50 off dove soap coupon

Floods in Pakistan have killed over 1000 people. Both families say they are devastated

There are sixty seven different dialects and languages spoken in Bradford. It will be sixty eight next week when an English family move there.

The parents of a missing eleven year old Pakistani girl have said it was their worst nightmare come true. She was found safe and well.