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Hottie Natalie Domer is reportedly donating her fee for playing Sarah Ferguson in a new ITV drama to an abuse charity in light of the Duchess's Epstein connections. Id have thought Zelda from Terrahawks wouldve been more appropriate casting for wrinkled old boot Fergie

Charles is currently organising a fishing trip for Andrew ,

Prince Andrew is still under fire for his interview in 2019. Andrew told his supporters, "Don’t worry, I’ll soon do something worse and all this will be forgotten."

Prince Andrew is sweating like .. himself

Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand lies, He marched them up to interview chairs, Then swore they were alibis. And when they asked for truth, He swore he’d never sweat — But the world remembers otherwise, And the internet won’t forget. Oh, the palace drew the blinds, The press played peekaboo, They said, “He’s taking time away —” From what, we never knew. So raise your teacups high, And whisper through your sighs, “Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He’s fallen from the skies.”

Stripped of his titles, Prince Andrew has only one course of action left to curry favour with the King. Conversion to Islam.

Of all the things I thought might happen in 2025. A sex scandal involving Prince Andrew and losing his titles. Was pretty low on the list....

Prince Andrew and Fergie are planning to get away from their Epstein past. Heading to the beach, mixing in with the illegal immigrants, processed/new identities, put in 4star hotel, start lives over as Deliverooers (for Pizza Express)