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BarrieO who has a personality disorder walks into a comment section....

Every time I see that Canestan advert for "Bacterial Vaginosis" I think.... "MarkRees1981"

My wifes always bragging that she can get a whole bottle of bathroom cleaner up her snatch ' flash cunt ,

Having a meeting with Satan... Sulphur so good.

Sex has gone downhill with the wife, so I bought her a dildo. "It looks like a carrot!" she said Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning

Let me entertain you - Hi, I'm darkman. I spend all day and all night infesting Sickipedia with my 'jokes'. The hallmark of my 'jokes' is that they aren't funny! Not one little bit even!! Ever!!! Talk about irony!!!! I am just so in awe of my own genius!!!!!

What's pink & smells of basil? Sybil Fawlty's fanny

I've cancelled the annual trip to Amsterdam due to all this Covid and traffic light shit. The only ferry I'm interested in getting into is Chloe.

I stuck a piece of fruit up my girlfriend's pussy. She was plum surprised.

Desperate to get laid, I pulled the local skank last night and took her back to my place for a fuck. As we lay there in my bed watching the spunk dribbling out of her cunt I thought to myself "well at least I won't need lube"