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‘Big Brother is watching you‘, a famous quote from George Orwell’s Nineteen Eight-Four. A book in which he predicted the mass surveillance of British citizens,. What he didn’t foretell was that it would be us buying the cameras and that our biggest phobia would not be rats but that nobody would be watching us !

I asked the librarian for a book on constipation. She said, "It comes out in a week or two."

When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats... they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.

What do we want ? rights for midgets when do we want them ? shortly

"Thanks to the guys at Sickipedia for giving me the chance to fulfill a lifetime ambition by designing my first website. All the best!" Stevie Wonder X

I don't know whether or not to read "Catch 22" Either way I'm fucked.

A reminder from Dianne Abbott that the clocks go sideways on March 31st.

Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That was the punchline...

Waitress seats customer at table. "Comfortable Sir ?" He gives her an odd look then answers. "No, me comeforfood"

The missus said she was leaving me because I keep talking like a news reader . More on that story later.