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Hello Fellow Sickipedians, it is with great sadness that we are announcing the closure of Sickipedia.net on the 4th December 2025. The site has become too costly to run, and without the support of regular users—and a lack of traffic—it has become a financial burden. We understand some of you will be upset with this decision, but just try to enjoy the few days that are left. We have enjoyed reading all of your creative Jokes and memes over the years, so we are sad at the decision. Feel free to email us any of your concerns. Take care, the Sickipedia team.

Just heard the best insult ever. "Any more shit out of you and I'll shove you back up your mothers cunt and have you aborted."

Chuck Berry walked into a chemist and asked for some contraception. When asked what type he said, "Johnny'd be good"

Head of the peado church

I was looking at the sky and said to my missus, "I can see Uranus from here. " With that she jumped out of her chair and chinned me in the street.

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1 out of 10 people hates gang rape.

Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?

My girlfriend found out that I was an organ trafficker. "How can you do that," she yelled. "You don't have a heart!" "I've got four actually," I replied.

RIP