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Hello Fellow Sickipedians, it is with great sadness that we are announcing the closure of Sickipedia.net on the 4th December 2025. The site has become too costly to run, and without the support of regular users—and a lack of traffic—it has become a financial burden. We understand some of you will be upset with this decision, but just try to enjoy the few days that are left. We have enjoyed reading all of your creative Jokes and memes over the years, so we are sad at the decision. Feel free to email us any of your concerns. Take care, the Sickipedia team.

Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?

My girlfriend found out that I was an organ trafficker. "How can you do that," she yelled. "You don't have a heart!" "I've got four actually," I replied.

Ellie Goldstein, the first Strictly Come Dancing star with Down syndrome, submits her playlist... You Need To Calm Down Don't Bring Me Down I Won't Back Down Down On The Corner Slow Down Down Under Down Down Down

Like a deer in headlights, soon to be run over.

I met Pep Guardiola's dad the other day. Pop Guardiola.

Sir Elton John set to lead performances at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's $20M Venice wedding in Venice. Just how many times can he change the fucking 'Candle in The Wind' lyrics.

The vet reported me to the police for animal cruelty, when the cat was finally out of the bag.

A dyslexic bloke wanks into a bra...

My neighbour used to sell pirate films at car boot sales. Treasure island, The Buccaneer, Hook, Blackbeard