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I was at an 8-year-old's birthday party that I took my son to. I noticed the yummy mummy of the boy my son was playing with was gorgeous. I went up to her and said, "Seeing as we're both single, how about we have a little fun whilst the kids are playing?" "How do you know I'm single? I might have a man at home." "Nope you are single. Definitely. I know." "OK. You give me three guesses and if I can't determine how you know I'm single, we'll go out the back." "Deal." Said I, shaking on it. "Firstly, someone told you?" "Nope. I don't know anyone here." "Second, you looked at my ring finger?" "Nope with the amount of rings you've got on I can't see one from the other." "OK, it must be the way I'm dressed more glam than the other mums." "Not that either." "Alright, I give up." She said. "Well, it's quite simple. You're white and your son is black".

It's true! Tony says so.

How can we recognise Palestine...even the locals don't recognise the place anymore.

It’s the sheer enthusiasm with which Randy gives his answer that cracks me up. (lol)

Right On Brother ?

Palestinians displaced to southern Gaza begin journey home as ceasefire comes into effect. Coming up in a few days: Palestinian war orphan chucks a pebble at a departing tank, Israel declares the ceasefire broken and napalm-bombs the entire region.

I just read a comment on one of my most recent jokes from someone who was clearly Chinese. "ROR".

Little miss scouse gets home from school, "Mummy mummy, I've been chosen to play Mary in the school nativity play. " "Wow darling that's brilliant. " "Yes mummy, I'll be just like you, pregnant without a fucking clue who the father is. "

You got to feel sorry for Somalian lesbians, imagine trying to find a clit that has already been cut off!

Things only inbred Pakis say, #1431 “We’re deeply shocked our son, who we named Jihad, would do such a thing. Innit?" …aye, who’d have thought.