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What’s the worst part about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair while you rape her

Quinten Crisp has been asked to join three 1980’s tribute bands: Tears for Queers Electric Light-on-his-Feet Orchestra Dexy’s Midnight Bummers

What do you call someone who masturbates to Minecraft characters? Huxy, chalky or Cyberized

BarrieO who has a personality disorder walks into a comment section....

Dear sickipedia I am writing to apologise for the silly Behaviour of my husband cockhole or cuckold as he us known to me . I am afraid he's been on his laptop In the spare bedroom since I banished him from my bed for having a button Mushroom for a middle wicket . I think he's acting like a tough knob to try and assert his masculinity as he has none in my house. . Anyhow must dash as my black lover Is here to kick my back doors in. Dont worry we shall give him a damn good spanking after he's licked all my studs cock snot from my pussy.. Yours sluttily Mrs cockhole

What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A leisure centre

Whats the difference between Gary Haggarty and sickipedia dwarf troll shitnose? Nothing... they both like the taste of their own mothers spunk

I'm all in favour of "Don't say Gay." I much prefer to use the terms Faggot, Cocksucker, Arse-Pirate, etc....

Two homosexuals who have been together a long time (Let's call them pb79 and pungun) One of them dies suddenly and the undertaker asks the surviving bender if he wants his bum chum burying or cremated I want him chopped up an put in a curry says the grieving little faggot so I can feel him slide out of my arse one more time

I took the dog for a wank earlier... No you didn't read it wrong, you ugly cunt.