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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. Trump says it's done and they all cheer in the dark.

Donald Trump is now saying he’s ready to run a "different kind of presidency" right, He’s prepared to make the big transition from, Trainwreck to Shitshow...

Trump wants to print a $250 note with his image on it. It is against American law to have the image of a living president on any currency. But I'm sure he'll make the best dead president in the whole history of dead presidents, in fact all the world agrees he would make a fantastic dead president.

David Lammy is so thick, he stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Nod to jackmeough

A new remake of the Wizard of OZ has been made. In the new version Dorothy only meets one companion on the yellow brick road it's Donald Trump who's going to see the wizard to get a heart a brain and the fucking courage to stand up to Russia.

Keir Starmer in the news again, he claims the Popes death is the Tories fault.

Well done Labour for taking the £300 heating allowance off the pensioners. My nan lets me shag her now for a fivers worth of gas on the keycard.

Southport child killer Axel Rudakubana set to appeal his 52 year sentence. "It's a disgraceful miscarriage of justice but I'm confident we can get him off," said his lawyer, Keir Starmer QC.

Tony B. Liar has a knighthood, Jimmy Saville the countries worst nonce, Robert Mugabe the war criminal, Cyril Smith the prolific gay pedophile, Philip Green who sold BHS and cheated his employees out of their company pensions. Keir Stoma has a knighthood for services to getting millions of fake refugees direct access to our benefits system. Nicolai Ceaușescu - Sir Genocide, Benito Mussolini the actual fascist who declared war on the UK, Scottish banker Fred Goodwin who was instrumental in causing the 2008 recession, George Castledine a male nurse who had an improper sexual relationship with an 85 year old patient. Sir Oswald Mosley founded the British Union of Fascists, got married in Goebbels’ house with Hitler as guest of honor. Sir Anthony Blunt turned out to be a Soviet Union spy. Sir Geoffrey Boycott was a wife-beater. And now Sad-Dick Khan is receiving a knighthood. Everyone is outraged but personally I think he fits right in.

For all the Trump haters out there, why don't you go and cry four more tears?