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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. Trump says it's done and they all cheer in the dark.

Swiss lawmakers have urged prosecutors to assess whether gold gifts received by Donald Trump broke the country’s anti-bribery laws. Just as well they're only plastic fixtures from Home Depot sprayed with gold paint, then.

He won't do the decent thing and resign he is far too arrogant for that. In fact, the only sword he will fall on or has fallen on is a pork one. Allegedly...

Trump wants to print a $250 note with his image on it. It is against American law to have the image of a living president on any currency. But I'm sure he'll make the best dead president in the whole history of dead presidents, in fact all the world agrees he would make a fantastic dead president.

David Lammy is so thick, he stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Nod to jackmeough

A new remake of the Wizard of OZ has been made. In the new version Dorothy only meets one companion on the yellow brick road it's Donald Trump who's going to see the wizard to get a heart a brain and the fucking courage to stand up to Russia.

Keir Starmer in the news again, he claims the Popes death is the Tories fault.

Well done Labour for taking the £300 heating allowance off the pensioners. My nan lets me shag her now for a fivers worth of gas on the keycard.

Southport child killer Axel Rudakubana set to appeal his 52 year sentence. "It's a disgraceful miscarriage of justice but I'm confident we can get him off," said his lawyer, Keir Starmer QC.

Storm Amy is doing a better job than kier starma at stopping illegal migrants reaching UK shores