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David Lammy is so thick, he stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour because it said "concentrate" Nod to jackmeough

Keir Starmer in the news again, he claims the Popes death is the Tories fault.

Storm Amy is doing a better job than kier starma at stopping illegal migrants reaching UK shores

I never ever thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to miss the competence of the Tories

Have realised why no one gets more than 25 likes on this site. Only 33 Schizophrenics allowed & only 10 of those are moderators, of those 27 that are left 103 can't do maths & the 6 that that are left tend to be the ones that post & 4 of them dont put stamps on what they send. Thank fuck this isn't a PLC & has the full backing of the government who started this shit in the first place.

Donald Trump went to the doctor, "Hah, Mr Trump, we have your test results back and it fantastic news for everyone, " he said, "you have terminal cancer. "

Someone said to me earlier "how can you vote for Nigel Farage, he's racist" i said "how can he be racist, his names an anagram of A Nigger Fela"

David Lammy's so thick, when I asked him to go to the butcher's to get some mince, he said "Murray or Polo?"

Shocking news coming out of Downing St today Someone's shagged Diane Abbott

Anyone else see that picture of bingo winged ginger fucking nut Rachel reeves on an inflatable canoe on the English channel over the Bank Holiday weekend? Border force missed a trick there. Could've swapped her in France for 1000 migrants & 16 camels on the basis of the new policy 1 in 1 out & still cost us less!