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If you had a choice of shooting Kier Starmer Or beating Sadiq Khan to death with a hammer. What type of hammer are you using ?

I wouldn't say I was a coward, but I deserted from the Salvation Army.

My gay son is all happy that he caught the eye of a very high-ranking Catholic prelate, and was praising his "game" "Oooh, whilst he was doing me up the bum, he kept shouting - "I'll show you who's the Apostolic nonce !"

Only white men can be bumboys

How come Muslims hate gays and don't eat Pork Yet they all love a bloke who's called mo-ham-head Boom!

Iran could calm Jewish concern about them having a Nuclear bomb very easily. By asking Israel if they can lease one of theirs.

Was playing a game of Genocide bingo earlier. Nearly got a full 10 points for an entire family wiped out, but one of the young lads survived and I only got a nine pointer. I wonder what the Israeli psychopaths have in store for the Gaza population tomorrow?

Of all the planets in the solar system, why did the Muslims fucking pick this one??

The police called me up to tell me that my gay son had been busted behind the bins at the Burger King, wearing roller skates and sucking off punters for money.... I confronted the little fag and said, "You always said you were too busy to get a real job because you were volunteering; 'Doing the Lord's Work' ?"...... "Ooooh of course; all those pictures of Jesus up in church, then why do they always give him such incredible blow job lips ?"

Some years ago my wife was on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and I got a call from Chris Tarrant saying "Your wife is going for £500,000 and you as the lifeline can help get her there"... My wife started, "In the Bible, who was the husband of Queen Esther ?"; I instantly responded, "Ahasuerus"..... Just before the fat thick bitch lost almost everything she said to me on the phone, "No, it can't be that one, I definitely don't think she was married to a dinosaur."