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Are Muslims Allahcaholics?

Relatives of the Jews shot dead in Australia will probably be quite pleased. They'll be able to get refunds on the Christmas presents they bought them.

Make Christmas more entertaining by sending a Christmas card to your neighbours with things like "To the prick with the noisy dog hope you have a shite Xmas " Then sign it from an other nob of a neighbour.

I wouldn't say I was a coward, but I deserted from the Salvation Army.

What’s scousers and Jews got in common? They kill there own

So there i was with my mate on the beach enjoying his christmas present of a day's shooting, when some bloody Jews turns up and have to ruin it for us. I wouldn't mind so much but they don't even celebrate Christmas. They should all be rounded up and shot

Thinking of converting to Islam .. I mean sure it'll suck having to pray 5 times a day.. but lets look at the positives. Get to smack about the wife and kids Get to sleep around Get to pop out dozens of kids Don't need work for a living Can really let myself go without caring Get a free pass for almost any crime i commit AND 99% less likely to die in a terrorist attack ( unless ot me doing it) Think the pros are starting to outweigh the cons here.

Trump pardoning 2 turkeys at Thanksgiving makes me think that , for good PR , Nigel Farage would have pardoned 2 Jews each year at Auschwitz.

My gay son is all happy that he caught the eye of a very high-ranking Catholic prelate, and was praising his "game" "Oooh, whilst he was doing me up the bum, he kept shouting - "I'll show you who's the Apostolic nonce !"

Yom Kippur Sounds like a black country fish and chip shop