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There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.

Birmingham bin-strike latest: "I can't cope with all this brown vermin", said one of the rats

Struggling to impress girls with your penis pics? Send them war plans instead.

They say that these bin strikes could turn Birmingham into a third world country soon. I'm not sure if things will improve that much.

Blending in

Eddie Stobart, founder of iconic haulage company, has died aged 95. They've made a biopic about his life. I haven't seen the film yet, but the trailer looks good.

Praise has been given to the management of the massive power outage in Spain and Portugal with well made plans put into operation to ensure the swift connection to power supply for the millions affected. Can you imagine this happening in the UK? The governments first response would be, "How can we tax them for this?"

I read in the news today that Scotland are looking to 'ban cats" Fair play if you ask me, it's a shit musical and that Lloyd-Webber is a cunt

Unless mods take immediate action to eradicate the infantile rubbish that so often gets posted on this site, then it’s over for Sickipedia.

Did anyone else find the Liam Payne tribute at the Oasis gig incredibly moving?