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It can only get worse for Prince Andrew if it comes out that he cracked one off to princess Diana's post mortem photographs

Charles is currently organising a fishing trip for Andrew ,

Prince Andrew is still under fire for his interview in 2019. Andrew told his supporters, "Don’t worry, I’ll soon do something worse and all this will be forgotten."

Prince Andrew is sweating like .. himself

Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand lies, He marched them up to interview chairs, Then swore they were alibis. And when they asked for truth, He swore he’d never sweat — But the world remembers otherwise, And the internet won’t forget. Oh, the palace drew the blinds, The press played peekaboo, They said, “He’s taking time away —” From what, we never knew. So raise your teacups high, And whisper through your sighs, “Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He’s fallen from the skies.”

Stripped of his titles, Prince Andrew has only one course of action left to curry favour with the King. Conversion to Islam.

Of all the things I thought might happen in 2025. A sex scandal involving Prince Andrew and losing his titles. Was pretty low on the list....

When Chuck Norris goes to IKEA his furniture is already assembled

BREAKING NEWS: Trump to be awarded the Nobbly Bobbly prize instead

BREAKING NEWS: Trump soon to be awarded the Nobel Rest In Peace Prize