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INFORMATION: To all regular users. Don't let JohnNewcastle (John Percival) fuck this site up like he is trying to do. He has a problem now as we know his tactics and shit. carry on posting, don't let this arrogant deluded fool drive you away. We will soon be able to delete accounts, we can spot his 10 new accounts a day easily. Fuck him, we don't want him, we will not let him fuck us about. PLEASE VOTE THIS UP SO IT CAN BE SEEN BY EVERY USER, USE YOUR APP FACILITY, THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN. Just to prove how deluded he is, he has voted this post up at least six times with banned accounts. JohnNewcastle, Bigballs, Pudwas, to name three of them. What kind of prick does this shit?

Apparently the French teacher said to a colleague “ It’s been one hell of a day, I think I’ll walk home to clear my head “ “ Yeah! that’s a no brainier “ his colleague said.

The statue of Lord Baden Powell in Poole Harbour is being guarded by locals who fear a woggle attack it.

I was once headhunted for a teaching job in Paris. The irony.

Chris Martin has fallen thru a trap door onstage at a concert in Australia Hope there was a fuckin noose around his neck. Nod to teletwanger

INFORMATION: Just a reminder, we don't need an excuse to delete posts. New accounts spamming and posting garbage will have their shit removed and the account banned. We don't give a fuck how many emails you send to admin, they back our decisions end of.

I can only offer a single crumb of comfort to the lorry driver of the 39 frozen migrants. Here's to you Maurice Robinson , Jesus loves you more than you will know.

INFORMATION: Clarification. We really don't give a fuck, it's not a democracy. You post dupes, they'll get binned, give us grief, you'll get binned. We will have this site returned to the principles of the original site, original jokes and banter. You trolls are losing big style, more changes are on the way, we aren't here to be liked, we are here to stop lowlife cocksuckers treating this site as their own personal playground. NEW ACCOUNTS POSTING DUPES WILL BE BANNED INSTANTLY, SPAMMING WILL SEE YOU BANNED. NOW THREE JOKES PER HOUR MAX FOR OVER 2,000 POINTS. ONE JOKE PER HOUR FOR LESS. You can follow the guidelines or fuck off, we really don't care. This needs to be seen. You guys who want a good site know what to do.

"Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook must accept some state regulation" I wouldn't be concerned with that statement if he hadn't added "this will happen when I'm President in 2024".

INFORMATION: Until we have the multi account spam posting under control we must remind you that any submission can and will be deleted if we suspect the poster has been involved in trolling or spam posting. Threats against any user will not be tolerated. I'm sorry if this seems harsh but we still have members who think they can control the sites input. We will have a properly run sickipedia, we will not tolerate any more shit.