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Young Londoners felt pressured to donate their last 46p to church. That’s not tithing — that’s mugging someone who already lives on Universal Credit and noodles.

If Donald Trump gets any more incoherent, the right wing Evangelicals will claim he is speaking in tongues.

The pain in Spain comes mainly from the train.

Why did the Iranian protester steal the embassy flag in London? Turns out freedom of speech hits different when the worst outcome is handcuffs instead of a funeral.

For someone who has massive problems grasping the difference between a refugee seeking asylum and an escapee from a lunatic asylum, Trump is gonna have trouble getting his head around Greenland's capital's name, Nuuk.

Why did Elon paywall Grok's image generation after the deepfake backlash? Because nothing says "we're taking this seriously" like charging creeps £8 to digitally undress kids—now it's premium child exploitation, baby!

Celebrities wearing badges to award ceremonies that say “ICE out” I hope the waiters spit in their drinks instead

Jeetesh begging: "I didn't do child abuse!" Officer: "This IS child abuse." Jeetesh: "But in India, we call it 'arranged chatting'—can I get a diplomatic immunity upgrade?"

Why did the UAE just cancel all the scholarships to UK universities? Because they heard the Muslim Brotherhood was offering a better exchange program — free radicalisation with every lecture, and you still get to keep your passport!

Mickey Rourke puts down his begging bowl to star in a new movie - Down and Out In Sin City