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36 years on from hillsborough, and those scouse cunts still love a game of squash

California Aid concert to be held. The following acts are confirmed Firestarter - Prodigy This Girl is on Fire - Alicia Keys Disco Inferno - Tina Turner Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie Greatest Hits - Ash Smoke on the water - Deep Purple Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash Burning down the house - Talking Heads We didn't start the Fire- Billy Joel

Congratulations America. You got back with your abusive and rapist Ex who should be in prison.

Bob Vylan & Kneecap will be investigated by the police following their performances at Glastonbury I didn't think they were that bad

100,000 eggs have been stolen from a Pennsylvania company. Police suspect fowl play and blame poachers.

Pub called The Midget changes name after lecturer says it is offensive. The Oxfordshire establishment opened in 1974 and was named after MG’s famous car. The lecturer has made a career out her dwarfism (book and similar protests). I thank the Telegraph for bringing this to our attention and share a couple of the readers' comments in the hope that they will strike a chord here: I doubt her book is a best seller. Probably a small print run. If it had been MGBGT the alphabet mob would have been apoplectic. She must have spent years looking for something on which to grind her axe. Apparently they serve short measures. How small minded. I feel like there’s a joke here… but it’d probably just go over her head. Apparently 6 out of seven dwarfs are never Happy. She’s Welsh, based in Liverpool and a dwarf. Life hasn’t been kind to her. Over to you...

Following the death of a seven year old girl in tree accident, special branch are investigating. No YEW fuck off.

Did you know that a Blue whale's vagina is so wide and deep that 4 to 5 people can fit inside? This makes it the world's second biggest cunt after Donald Trump.

Keir Starmer Queer Starmer Starmer Farmer Harmer Two-Tier Keir Not-Here Keir Wish You Were Not Here, Keir

After several hours of talks and uproarious laughter by both parties, Putin and Trump today finally solved the problem of Ukraine. The war is now over with Trump having sold Ukraine to Putin for 10 billion dollars. Former Ukraine president Zelensky has agreed to accept 2 billion extra dollars from Trump and whatever passes for a green card nowadays. European arms dealers have declared a week of mourning and are now looking to offload cheap merchandise to whomsoever is willing to make a bid. Drones will deliver themselves to wherever the buyers want. Alls well that ends well.