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When parents support different football teams, it's funny how their offspring turn out. I knew a bloke who's father supported Liverpool and mum supported Urawa Red diamonds. In the morning he would steal a car, and then in the afternoon he would return it to the owner. I also knew a bloke who's dad supported Lazio and mother supported Maccabi Tel Aviv. When he got out of bed he would do a Nazi salute, and in the afternoon he would stick his head in the gas oven. Another bloke had an old man who supported Manchester United, and an old dear who supported FC St. Pauli. All day long he would be an utter cunt.

There will be a major inquest in Grimsby FC this morning about the humiliation of throwing away a 2 goal lead against such a poor team and only barely scraping thru on penalties, especially considering they have spent £5000 to reinforce their squad

My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. " Sent from my iphone in Asda.

Some football club nicknames are really apt. Sheffield United are The Blades because of the city's historical fame for steel production. Chelsea are The Blues due to their home strip being mainly blue. Manchester United are The Red Devils because supporting them is hell.

"You'll never walk alone" sang the six guys who carried Jota's coffin into the church. Too soon ???

After nine months of intensive training, ultra competitive league and cup games, and not to mention the gruelling international schedule; it's good that the top players have the opportunity in the summer to have a blow out.

I thought Diogo Jota was supposed to be good at taking corners?

Spanish Police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares into the stadium on 21st May for their match against Manchester UTD Because that's what they wore last time they were in a European Final

God is wondering what miracle he could do to make people believe in him again, the wine into water was good, so was walking on water. Raise another Lazurus? yeah they were all good, but they were old hat. Then he saw Man Utd were 4-3 down at home with a minute or so to go...

Hundreds of thousands of Scouse LFC fans expected in Liverpool City Centre for the victory parade. Well Mr Putin, here's your chance to get most of Western Europe back on your side.