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When parents support different football teams, it's funny how their offspring turn out. I knew a bloke who's father supported Liverpool and mum supported Urawa Red diamonds. In the morning he would steal a car, and then in the afternoon he would return it to the owner. I also knew a bloke who's dad supported Lazio and mother supported Maccabi Tel Aviv. When he got out of bed he would do a Nazi salute, and in the afternoon he would stick his head in the gas oven. Another bloke had an old man who supported Manchester United, and an old dear who supported FC St. Pauli. All day long he would be an utter cunt.

There will be a major inquest in Grimsby FC this morning about the humiliation of throwing away a 2 goal lead against such a poor team and only barely scraping thru on penalties, especially considering they have spent £5000 to reinforce their squad

My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. " Sent from my iphone in Asda.

Liverpool 0 man utd 1 Any body know what time liverpool get there penalty

I'm currently watching the football via Star Sports, sponsored by Tata. They specialise in steel, which coincidentally is also how I'm receiving the stream.

Lucy Bronze played the whole Euro's with a fractured tibia. That is amazing and reminds me of that time I went to work with man flu !

Dominic Sloppyslai

Darren Fletcher The worst caretaker since Ian Huntley

Fucking hell martin keown mrs is fuckin ugly Or thats what van nistelroy calls him

The English cricket team don't like the pink ball because every time they see it under lights, they’re reminded that even a glowing, high-visibility object has a better chance of surviving the night than their top order.