Sickipedia

Suspend me u fuckwits. Any1 posting a joke on this site has no respect for themselves

47 years ago, the adorable French singer Lio sang about having her banana split suddenly stolen by the abominable snowman.... I finally understood what she was talking about, after I saw my yeti-like wife rip the ice-cream out of the hands of a younger slender girl.

What's worse than the pimples on Jeffrey Dahmer's face? The blackhead in his fridge.

What's the difference between dogfucker14 and Jackbumskids? About 15 pages on the sex offender's register

If you are what you eat, does this mean Ted Bundy is more human than the rest of us?

Wasp. All your Christmases have come at once kid. Waspipedia. Theres no stopping you now kid. I bet youre eyeing up a Stand Up spot at The Royal Variety Performance.

The dentist said to my wife, "we need to get at the root cause of your sudden and rapid tooth-loss over the age of 50." I laughed, "iIt's the fat bitch consistently not minding her own fucking business."

"People are like onions. When they make me cry, I cut them up." John Wayne Gacy, 1993

What do MILFs and John Wayne Gacy have in common? They both like to eat young guys

jimmysammy....These 'Nazi incels' you love to taunt/insult are normal thinking people who want to the paedophile illegal immigrants to fuck off and stop raping 9yr girls...Why are you so desperate to defend those bastards? Just saying lennywankstain....we know it's YOU.