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'...Harvey Weinstein's accusers say they didn't realise they had been raped until after they didn't get the movie part.'

Im that unlucky in love i onced asked out a blind woman and she told me she was seeing someone.

"Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars" #R2Me2

Following a review, Harvey Weinstein has had his sentence reduced from 23 years to life.

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well sonny jim well fuck me whats going on the worlds gone fucking mad All the kids bunking skool a chinky virus killing everyone then all those niggers in south africa up to thier old tricks again running up trees and shagging the arse off them little green monkeys to make the virus worse and to top it sickipedia as turned into operation yewtree well all i can say Vapeman shoudl of made me a Moderator and none of this shit would of happened to late now my old mucker Anyway fucking off now Dungeons and Dragons wont play its self bye

After taking advice from his agent, Liam Neeson has decided to change his name in order to start afresh with his movie career. He'll now be known as Liam Swatsanigger.

The most popular question on the red carpet at the Oscars this year? "Who are you accusing?"

Where was will smiths backbone when his wifes pussy and tits were in someone's fucking mouth?

3rd degree rape? Is that where you consent to the sex but miss out on the Oscar?

Whilst in America we went on a film studios tour around a genuine wild west town. We walked down the main street, at first we were quite impressed, until we realised you couldn't go inside any of the buildings and that they were just facades held up by wooden posts. Bloody cowboy builders .