A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!' The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
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cheesyballs …hi everyone, I just thought I’d post one of the oldest & unfunny memes in existence that you’ve all seen a million times, cos I too am a fat tongued mong completely void of creativity, imagination & original thought.
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cheesyballs …hey Risco, how is even possible to post so much bland unfunny shit, you dire cunt? ….honestly mate, you need to fuck off & die ya boring tosser.
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