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poco2430

8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 2

The wife phoned me and said, "You better come to the hospital. My mother hasn't got long to live!" I replied "But Australia is playing a test against the Pom`s ". She said "Record it and watch it later." You should have seen her fuckin face when I turned up at the hospital with the camcorder and the tripod!!!!!.

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