A couple were driving at 70mph down the road, husband behind the wheel. The wife suddenly says "Honey, I know we've been married twenty years but I want a divorce." He says nothing but increases the speed to 80mph. She says "Now don't try to talk me out of it, I've been screwing your best friend for sometime now and he IS better at sex than you." He stays quiet, but speeds up to 90mph. She says "I want the house and the car." (He is now doing 100mph.) "I want the bank accounts and the credit cards too." she says The husband starts to veer towards the side of the road and a large grove of trees. The wife gets nervous and asks "Isn't there ANYTHING you want?" "No, I've got all I need." He said "Oh really, so what exactly do you have?" Just before they hit the tree at 120mph he smiles and says: "The freaking air-bag!:
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dogsbody14 Come on Gareth, hit us with another masterpiece of mirth! Your public are awaiting another witty and satirical bundle of joy and mirth to entertain us....
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dogsbody14 We know the truth Gareth, it's been proven beyond any reasonable doubt, SO for the record, again , it's up to YOU to prove that the various alts aren't you! The longer you leave it,the more proof we have?
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dogsbody14 'Hard drive' interesting that you should mention that Gareth....6am Knock Knock? BTW....That does constitute a threat,however hard you try to deny it....Interesting to see how many threats you have made over the years? Tut Tut!!
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dogsbody14 Our residential comedy genius hits new heights of satire and originality with this absolute gem! Completely written with no jealously or bitterness, just pure,unfiltered humour, guaranteed to entertain the whole family, plus,you will be telling this wonderful joke to all your friends for months to come! Well done Gareth, 10/10
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lennyscrevasse Look at this, 10 and then another 5. I think it's time to investigate who's really got multiple accounts on here
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