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The Priest was alone in the Church as I approached him. "Can I help you son?" he asked. "Don't recognise me Father?" I replied. "I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. It's been a long time since I was eight years old and being forced to suck your cock after choir practice." A look of abject horror spread across his face, "Michael? Oh dear Lord, forgive me!" "It's too late for forgiveness Father," I replied as I unbuckled my jeans, "This is payback time." He hesitated before I threatened to go to the authorities and then he sank to his knees in front of me, tears rolling down his face resigned to his fate. To be honest, I'd never met the fucker in my life, but I've found it's an almost surefire way of getting a free blowjob in most Catholic churches.

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