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4 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 6

I'm quiet looking forward to this Vaccine Passport idea... Get to a venue... Whip it out, ask them to stamp your passport like your travel one... Yeeeeaaahh, now you don't need to worry about knowing where you went, you've documented it, go home pass out... Bit shit tho... Wife's busting my ass the next day asking who 'Clappin cheeks escort agency, Clapham' is tho...

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