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freddiewhomba

4 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 0

What is it with people who own dogs and have children? I can walk up to someone and ask if I can stroke their dog and they're fine with it. But if I ask them if I can stroke their child, they get all huffy. Whats the deal?

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