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I was at the cheapest place I could find and afford. There were boxes of old bandages and empty pill bottles strewn between the aisles, some clearly stolen from their packaging. An empty vodka bottle was also on the floor, clearly drunk by one of the previous customers, unbeknownst to the staff. A haggard old lady stood next to me with her shopping cart, stared me in the eyes, looking like she had been standing there all day. When finally made it through the line, he asked “Paper or plastic?” I glared at him, like this dentist was about to rip me off, “I didn’t come in to get a new filling.”