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ddraiggoch

4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Fat-Post Rating : 22

I bought the other half some sexy lingerie for her birthday. Her face lit up when she opened the box but she frowned and said, "You've got the wrong size you useless twat, it's 3 sizes too small!" I explained "It's OK love, I checked with the woman at Ann Summers before I bought it and she said if it's too small for you you can probably get a gastric band and liposuction on the NHS!"

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