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PUNS 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class as a weapon of maths disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it remains stationery. 6. A dog gave birth in the park and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole was found in a nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said: "You stay here; I'll go on a head." 13. I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.