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The boss called me into his office. "Dave, we've got a new starter next week. He's thalidomide so he's going to need a bit of support from you." "Thalidomide! Are you kidding me? How's he going to type up reports?" "No problem. He's got an adapted keyboard that allows him operate a computer as well as anyone." "OK... What about answering the phone?" "Again, no problem. All his calls will be routed through his PC." "What support does he need from me then?" "C'mon Dave, think about it... Everyone needs to go for a shit in work from time to time."
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sheldon007 …think of that all by yasel ya boring unfunny cunt or have you been watching Dick ‘n’ Dom reruns again? You misery spreading arse dribblin’ spastic.
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sheldon007 Jesus fuckin’… …how many thumbs up & gems are you expecting for that piece of boring unfunny shit?
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