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A boy walks into a shop and asks for 20 Rising Sun cigarettes. The young female shop assistant has to climb a ladder to get them off the top shelf so obviously he helps himself to a good look up her skirt. He goes outside and tells his mate who repeats the whole process. When the third boy goes in, she says “ Is yours Rising Sun?” “ No” he says “but it will be when you go up the ladder” Circa 1950 but still makes me chuckle.
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sheldon007 …bored the poor lass to fuckin’ death more like ya cunt, with the unfunny shite ye spread all over this site…. ….ya about as funny as chum & wasp ya tosser, oh wait, they’re your accounts too! …fuckin’ arse dribblin’ spastic.
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sheldon007 …think of that all by yasel ya boring unfunny cunt or have you been watching Dick ‘n’ Dom reruns again? You misery spreading arse dribblin’ spastic.
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