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snikoggs

4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Transvestite-Post Rating : 18

I was getting a hand job off my new girlfriend when I asked. "How are you so good at this?" "Years of practice," she replied. "Bit of a player in your day?" I laughed. "No, I used to be a dude."

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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything." His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?" "No, I never found her head!!!"

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What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Helen Keller? Helen Keller grew up to lose her virginity.

redneon

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Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" "That, son, is the elephant's penis." "Mummy said it was nothing." "Your mother's spoilt, Son!"

johnnysins

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''I never saw young women on Epstein visits, Mandelson tells BBC'' Though I bet he saw loads of young men!

bomber

5 hours ago

There once was a lady named Renee, who refused to get out of the way. When surrounded by Ice, she took her advice from her wife to put it in gear and drive away and that is why she is no longer here to this day....... I guess im a poet too

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