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jrk77

3 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 0

As a kid I loved it when Grandma would jet fire to the Christmas pudding. Secretly, I always wished some cunt would accidentally catch fire. Admittedly a strange thing to inspire Grandma's cremation last week.

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dogsbody14 Hiding peado bacon? Come on Gareth, where are yooooou?? Have the old bill confiscated your computer? They'd have a field day with your hard drive, crammed with grade 1 nonce material!!

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dogsbody14 Oh lennysavile, I thought you were shutting down this pathetic shitshow? There's only you and your multiple accounts left! What you done with wasp? I fucked you over there,didn't I? You kiddy fiddling noncebag! Fucking bacon!

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dogsbody14 I've REALLY got you,ain't I lennysavile? Right under your skin,gnawing away at your physche, you peado nonce!

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risco & this wretched fuckin’ shit passes for humour in your brain dead head ya cunt

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risco ….give us all a good laugh Len & fuck off & top yasel eh?

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dogsbody14 @lennywankstain Has your mother finished servicing the Russian Baltic Fleet yet peado boy?

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