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A man was seated next to me on an airplane and he turned to me and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." I had just started to read my book, but replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the man"How about covid19, population control, or bioweapons?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," I said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The man, visibly surprised thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which I reply, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss medicine , pandemic strategies, or vaccine ingredients, when you don't know shit?" And then I went back to reading my book.