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chalky

3 years ago-Politics-Ukraine/Crimea-Post Rating : 22

Vladimir Putin is 69. His assets total £150 billion dollars. He is now sitting in one of his 8 palaces. He owns a £100 million yacht and a fleet of luxury cars. He has countless mistresses young enough to be his granddaughter. A Russian conscript is 18. He earns 2,000 Rubles a month, equivalent to £17.50. He is standing on a street corner not knowing when a Ukrainian is going to blow his head off. He owns fuck all. His family don't know if he's coming back. Now which one is fucking nuts?

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scorpiox666 At last! A genuinely funny joke! Well done that man!

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bobby24 Need some Viagra to help that fucking ancient joke?

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redneon nice one

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bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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apemansacuntwithav Good for you….

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