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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Pregnancy-Post Rating : 44

I knocked on my neighbour's door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise." "Sure," she replied. I said, "Great! Get your knickers off then."

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