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My girlfriend rang me in the middle of the night. "Can you come to my place?" She said. "I feel like sucking you dry." "It's not possible," I scoffed. "What do I tell my wife?" "Just tell her that I want to suck your cock." She sighed. "You fucking genius!" I replied. "I'll come round in a bit."

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jarjarbinks Mistletoe and farts

28 min ago - View Post

jarjarbinks Mistletoe and farts

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jarjarbinks Mistletoe and farts

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jarjarbinks Mistletoe and farts

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jarjarbinks Of course I have; I buy one every week. With the price of bills and food and everything else sky high, it really takes the edge off, buying gems on a dead website to award my fellow Sickipedians for their humour. Doesn’t is all just make you warm and fuzzy on the inside.

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jarjarbinks scorpiox 666 here, None of the above comments are from me ???

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