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happychopper

3 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 20

I don’t want Boris Johnson to resign or be removed. Nor Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump or Joe Biden. Imagine if we had competent, well adjusted and non-corrupt politicians... What would we do for laughs and entertainment?

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Celebrities wearing badges to award ceremonies that say “ICE out” I hope the waiters spit in their drinks instead

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A lizard was walking through the jungle looking for a drink. He saw a monkey in a tree, who was stoned like hell, and said to him, "Mate, do you know where the nearest river is? I'm thirsty as fuck right now." The monkey responded, and pointed as he said, "Go in that direction. It's about 200 metres from here." The lizard thanked him and went that way, and soon enough he did indeed arrive at a river and began drinking plentifully. Moments later a crocodile emerged from the river and, ignoring the lizard, walked into the jungle in the direction of the monkey. And he walked past the monkey. And the monkey said, "Fuck me, mate, how much did you drink?"

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Grok comes under fire as it's publicly acknowledged that people can use it to generate images of people nude without their consent. No-one put an image of Wasp's wife naked on here!

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dogglebe Did she put on those those eyebrows with a paint roller?

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dogsbody14 Probably the funniest thing post on here for fucking years!!

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mandylost took advice from her wife to put it in drive which is how come she got blown away

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secretsiteagent More like the tread from their tyres

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