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Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well. Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately. . Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news. Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to see the manager?!? Doctor: Sure, we’ll do things your way. No need to raise your temper. Why don’t we try an astrology based approach? Karen: At last a sensible approach. Doctor: So, what’s your star sign? Karen: it’s cancer. Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence
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jackbuntis Kind of ironic you still have no grasp on the English language yourself!
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