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grumpydumpty

3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 8

I ran upto a woman in the park, who seemed alarmed by my energetic nature. I quickly asked her, "What is the opposite of no?" To which she hesitantly replied, "Yes..." She had her doubts but I had my consent.

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