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2 months ago-Illness and Mortality-Alcoholism-Post Rating : 12

Just saw a kid in school uniform coming out of McDonald's. I said "What kind of kid eats McDonald's for breakfast?" He said "What kind of cunt drinks cider for breakfast?" Touché, niglet.

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yermawm8 …Jesus fuckin’ Christ, is that what passes for edgy humour in your sad demented head? …..just hold on a mo will ya, while I buy a shit load of gems to award your pathetic effort, says no cunt. ….do yasel & us a favour lad, & have a go at posting something even remotely funny, ya fuckin’ spastic.

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yermawm8 …Jesus fuckin’ Christ, is that what passes for edgy humour in your sad demented head? …..just hold on a mo will ya, while I buy a shit load of gems to award your pathetic effort, says no cunt. ….do yasel & us a favour lad, & have a go at posting something even remotely funny, ya fuckin’ spastic.

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yermawm8 …Jesus fuckin’ Christ, is that what passes for edgy humour in your sad demented head? …..just hold on a mo will ya, while I buy a shit load of gems to award your pathetic effort, says no cunt. ….do yasel & us a favour lad, & have a go at posting something even remotely, ya fuckin’ spastic.

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yermawm8 …Jesus fuckin’ Christ, is that what passes for edgy humour in your sad demented head? …..just hold on a mo will ya, while I buy a shit load of gems to award your pathetic effort, says no cunt. ….do yasel & us a favour lad, & have a go at posting something even remotely, ya fuckin’ spastic.

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yermawm8 …about as funny as treading in dog shit ya cunt.

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yermawm8 @dogsbody14, yeah why not, I can be whoever you want me to be luv.

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