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A wife had been nagging her husband for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat of their toilet. He finally got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, he went to the local pub. While he was out, his wife came home, and she needed to use the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry varnish had glued her arse to the toilet seat. She angrily called her husband, and he rushed home to help her. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, he undid the toilet seat bolts, wrapped a sheet around her, and they drove to the local hospital. The Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.) She tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before?." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of arses. I've just never seen one mounted and framed."
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