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freddiewhomba

5 months ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 1

anyone seen my wife? she went to a coldplay concert yesterday and hasnt been seen since. she went with her friend andy. hope shes ok....................................

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

Spent so much on the wife this year, she now has more shoes than a Holocaust exhibition.

jackmeough

an hour ago

“WOW My wife is dressed to kill” “It’s probably the Zombie knife around her waist that gives it away!”

dinkdonk

an hour ago

the great xmas hits singers George Michael, Kirsty McColl, Shane Mcgowan and now Chris Rea all died at xmas. Dont worry, Cliff Richard, you've never had a great fucking xmas song.

freddiewhomba

8 hours ago

I was horrified when this site was changed and made even worse than it was Then I realised how thoughtful it is to completely redesign it to cater to those whose only purpose in life is to vote jokes down

jizz

8 hours ago

Our local newspaper is so insensitive: The headline ‘Goner Rea!’ Is a wholly inappropriate way to announce the passing of such a talented musician, especially as there’s no evidence that it was an STD that killed him.

mekonbaby

8 hours ago

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scorpiox666 explanation and, asyou seem to portray yourself as a bitter and unfulfilled man, were you much teased

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scorpiox666 explanation and, asyou seem to portray yourself as a bitter and unfulfilled man, were you much teased

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scorpiox666 explanation and, asyou seem to portray yourself as a bitter and unfulfilled man, were you much teased

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