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wasp

5 months ago-Sex and Shit-Fat-Post Rating : 3

On one of the innumerable times I had to shuttle my obese wife to the hospital, I told the doctor that my wife lives a sedimentary lifestyle. "Don't you mean sedentary?", he said with condescension ? "No, every time she gets up from parking her fat arse on the sofa, there's an odd and completely unexplainable deposit of sand that's lying there."

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