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I got arrested because I was in the supermarket and as I bent down to get a chocolate bar my trousers split open exposing my arsehole and bollocks to some children standing behind me. "But it was an accident!" I protested. "Well it's the 12th 'accident' this week and the 3rd one today." said the officer.

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scorpiox666 And you can post under other people's usernames....

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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.

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scorpiox666 WTF?

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scorpiox666 I wonder if he's left his bank details here anywhere....?

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scorpiox666 And I seem to be posting under someone else's username. I am definitely not Scorpiox666....

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scorpiox666 More bugs than Freddie Mercury's wank sock

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