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bummedyourmum

2 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 8

I work at a crisis call centre for people who have suffered sexual abuse. When I got back from my lunch break, I had a voice message from a guy called Marvin Gaye telling me how he had just been bummed by a bloke in the toilets of a nightclub. I heard it through the rape line.

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