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A farmer gets a phone call from his son who says: Dad, I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor but it’s still alive, what should I do ? Shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it where no one will find it. 20mins later he gets another call from his son who says: I’ve done that dad, now what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike ?
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dogsbody14 Thank fuck the scousers that were run over weren't Jewish, or we'd never hear the fucking end of it!!
44 min ago - View Post
dogsbody14 Not quite up to lennywankstain and his mastership of comedy classics,but,it's close! Good try! 😆😆
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guidofawkes @dogsbody14. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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dogsbody14 @guidofawkes....I'm surprised the wanker hasn't floated this on the stockmarket!!
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guidofawkes ….fair play to ya lad, you’ve managed to write the most miserably pointless, unfunny piece of fuckin’ shit ever to appear on this site….
2 hours ago - View Post
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